Season one, Show one - "The Cry of a Hungry Baby"
     Opening: Entitilitus
     Introduction: Hitler Sings/Guys in Audience- Showing why HBO gave them a show.
     Asshole at Party
     Change for a Dollar
     Ronnie Dobbs: The Movie
     Incubation Pants

Season one, Show two- "What to Think"
     Opening: Arts Funding- An analogy.
     Introduction: Tracking Collar- David is part of a new government program.
     Ole Swerdlow- Senator Tankerbell checks for lewd exhibits at the Folk Festival and Jelly Off.
     Books for Seniors- Bedtime stories aren't just for babies.
     Good News- Talks with a man about his homo-sin-uality.
     Jesus and Marshall- The story of the thirteenth Apostle.
     Announcements- B.O. does some V.O.s.
     Commercials of the Future- Making Globo-Chem cute, friendly, and lovable. Pit-Pat!
     The Joke: The Musical- It has the US Senator Seal of Approval.

Season one, Show three- "We Regret to Inform You"
     Opening: Letters
     Kissing Booth- Kiss to prove you're not gay.
     Gay Porn Titles- Warnings.
     Third Wheel- A friend comes along on the honeymoon.
     Writers in Audience- A friend comes along to the show.
     Screwballz- Is it a Love Connection?
     Video Complaints
     Borden Grote
     Soul Singer
     Supermodels Hotline
     Film Festival

Season one, Show four- "Who Let You In?"
     Opening: Watching Chase- You see, years ago there was this thing called the O.J. Simpson case...
     Popemobile Chase/News- He's not Catholic, he just loves Popes.
     Nils' Guitar Shop- If you're going to die, why not learn the guitar?
     Imminent Death Syndrome
     Trial of the Millennium
     Spank
     Founding Fathers
     Museum
     Watching Murder