Season three, Show one - "Heaven's Chimney"
     Introduction: Heaven's Chimney
     Deprogramming Heaven
     Crazy Religious Beliefs
     Watch Us Have Sex
     Blatant Sexual Symbolism Montage
     The Devastator
     Directions-Driven to Distraction, the classic Driver's Ed. film.
     Educational Film Festival
     Medieval Film
     Hail Satan
     Cartoon

Season three, Show two- "A White Man Set Them Free"
     Introduction: Viewer Hate Mail/Cracker Barrel- With no hate mail, they attempt to get some.
     Bob and David Go to the Mailbox- But is it hate mail?
     Sarcasmo- They don't read his letter right.
     Marriage-Con- The Globo-Chem Marriage-Con and Boat Show '97.
     Biosphere- He's looking for a date, with a little help from his friends.
     Humanimal Photo Link- A transition.
     Ice Cream Flavors- Benjamin, Gerard, and Associates Ice Cream
     Last Indian Doodlesnicker Carton Link- Another transition.
     The Last Indian- A documentary.
     Vietnam Helicopter Link- Another transition.
     Army Scene- Hell in a Handbasket.
     Night Talk w/ the Senate Sub-Committee- Commerical promoting tonight's guests.
     All Star Salute to the Last Indian- with Les Balloons Sportifs.
     Last Indian End- His thoughts on the salute.

Season three, Show three- "Peanut Butter, Eggs, and Dice"
     Opening: Very Special Episode- It's very special Very Special episode.
     Introduction: David Reveals He's Bald- David's very brave choice.
     Ratings Man Song- He watches us watch tv.
     Santa's Workshop- The Ratings Man.
     Tatiana- The Weather Hermaphrodite.
     Cock Ring Warehouse- The snowstorms have left them overstocked.
     Marriage Announcement- Was it something he said?
     Fuzz: The Musical
     Terry Gets Award / Fly By Awards Link
     The Dewey Awards
     Bob LaMonta
     Handing Out Awards

Season three, Show four- "Oh, You Men"
     Introduction: Banana / Mayor of Television
     Entertainment 4 Every 1
     Ventriloquists
     People Watching TV/TV Guide Link
     The Hanged Man
     Announcer Link
     Delongpre Dannon Show
     Sticky Pads
     Lie Detector- Dude! He is out there!
     Television TV Link
     Time Caplet
     Druggachusettes
     Lose the Lost Episode
     Guard Throws Tape/Monkey

Season three, Show five- "Flat-Top Tony and the Purple Canoes"
     Introduction: Womyn's Solidarity Collective
     Black & White Film (Hard Days Night)
     VTV (Smoosh, Norma Jean Monster)
     Break-Thru Weekend
     Young People & Companions
     Bloopers Link
     Fashion Forecast
     Fashion Documentary
     Constant Chum High Link
     Indomitable Spirit
     Apocalypse Drill/Smoosh On the Moon

Season three, Show six- "Please Don't Kill Me"
     Introduction: Swearing Jar- They're trying to make a little fucking difference.
     TV Ministry Link- A transition.
     Swearing Preacher- He swears to God.
     Rolling in It/Ferrari Poster Link- Another transition.
     Landlords- Shamul wants him, but so does Victor
     Victor & Dylan- Another tenant...the one who hates all things modern.
     Fad Three
     Hunger Strike- For the last 23 days, Panzic Poojaran has only had water.
     Mayostard/Mustardayonnaise
     Anncr. Donate to Telethon Link
     Evil Genius Telethon
     Mustmayostardayonnaise

Season three, Show seven- "Goin' on a Holiday"
     Introduction: Elderly
     Age War
     Bills, Bills, Bills! Link
     Our Secret Love
     Marriage Photo Link
     Photo Shop
     NASA Photos Link
     Blowing Up the Moon
     Don Pratt- Promotion- Promotion. Promotion...Fired.
     SMC Logo/Anncr. Link
     SMC/Streakers
     Goin' On a Holiday

Season three, Show eight- "Bush is a Pussy"
     Opening: Kedsie Backstage- They decide it's necessary to use the understudy.
     Introduction: Kedsie Takes Over- Bob and, no..Kedzie and David's..no, Kedzie's introduction.
     Worthington's Law Link- More Money = Better Than
     Value Magazine- Get to know the richest (read: best) people in the world.
     Ranking Money Link- Learn your worth from a monkey.
     Siamese Twins- Getting reattached to his astranged siamese twin.
     Bad News Breakers- When planning your next firing squad, keep them in mind.
     Mafia Mathematicians- Think of a number higher than 24 and you'll be shot.
     24 Is Highest Number/Marching Band Link- No one wants to be shot...
     Philouza- The eleventy-twelfth President has the final say.
     Mediocrity- A moral.
     Dr. Katz

Season three, Show nine- "The Return of the Curse of the Creature's Ghost"
     Introduction: Moe Phelps- Their one-hour tribute special.
     Happy Janitor
     News Graphic/Anncr. Link
     Local World News- Local news from around the world.
     Blowjob- A World Built by Blow Jobs.
     Blowjobs Link
     Titanicca
     Music Video Link
     Pre-Taped Call-In Show- Call in today to talk about next week's topic.
     Convoluted Network Logo/Anncr. Link- A transition.
     The Return of the Curse of the Creature's Ghost- Brought to you by the Convoluted Network.
     Chip on Your Shoulder Club- They plan their field trip.
     Up Your Mother's Ass- Dear mister teacher...
     Moe Phelps' Play- The big, dumb actors.

Season three, Show ten- "It's a no Brainer"
     Li'l Devil Knee Socks Graphic
     Introduction: Protesters
     One the Spot News
     Line-Up Room/VTV Link
     Culture Hunt
     Frankly Anne
     Europe Maps Link
     Jack Webber
     Calendar Link
     Dream of a Lifetime
     Massage Cream Commercial
     Anders' Press Conference/Sloppy
     Fishing